October 15, 2009
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Wonder how disaster get their names? Like Typhoon Parma, Hurricane Katrina, Sumatra earthquake etc etc..
During the 60s or 70s or 80s, there was this organisation that deal with this disasters. So one day someone stood up and say, ”These disasters need a name! They need to be identified!”. So they sat down and discussed what names and how to give those disasters a name. And one of them bang the table and stood up suddenly, with both his hands clenched and sticking on to the table. He looked up and browsed through everyone in the room and say, “We shall name the disasters.. after our wife”.
Hahaha! And thats how those disaster came with a name! Typhoon Jocelyn.. not a bad name.
Wifes are the disaster!
(P.s. The whole storyline is fiction but how the disaster came with a name is fact! They came with the names by their wife’s names.)
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October 9, 2009
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Wonder how disaster get their names? Like Typhoon Parma, Hurricane Katrina, Sumatra earthquake etc etc..
Hahaha! Linger around here to find out the answer!
On a serious side, Mother Earth is getting old. Just one month how many disasters had happened. Just one month, how many countries had suffered. Felt so fortunate to live in Singapore. The world is changing. The lands are moving and the winds are angry. Someone out there give some vitamins to our Mother Earth!
Anyway, stay tuned for my ‘DO YOU KNOW?’ 
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October 7, 2009
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| A Really Bad Day |
| There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.” |
| Electric Train |
| A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”
The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.” She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”
As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.” |
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October 2, 2009
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