There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”
The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.” She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”
As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.”
Just as you think im going missing, I appear again. So many weeks of neglecting my blog makes me forget my password. And that’s for my second time. Why do I stop updating all of the sudden? I wonder to myself too.. and I found out the reason. Everytime when I log in, I’ll stray abit into adjusting my themes, and then to custom header. At the same time on my mind, I had alot of things to say, to type it out. But I have the habit of looking for some other things in the wordpress other than updating. Slowly, I realise again of whats my motive of loggin in here. Then I click on the add new post button. While waiting for the page to load, I was thinking of how to start. Finally, the page loaded and I see the cursor blinking.. and I just stared at it – blankly. What do I want to write? I thought to myself. It seems like my whole mind is blank and as if there’s totally nothing really cool to update about. While both hands on the keyboard, my right hand head straight to the mouse, drag it diagonally up and click on the X red button as if to think that I totally have no intention to come to wordpress. This goes on and on and on everytime I log in. It amounts up. No more logging in. No more updates.
BUT, now im back. With full of things to type and making sure I dont lose my thoughts somewhere in my mind. Gf is in a orientation camp, internet got nothing to surf so I decided to log in and to give my fingers some work out.
Hope my mind doesnt eat up what im thinking anymore. And at least dont digest it along with my brain juice.
Speaking about juice, I miss her hell loads.
I finally got the answer why this show can get so many awards! This show is really a special kind i can say. This can be one of the few best movies i watched. Out of 5 stars i’ll give it a full 5 stars..because its incredibly nice! I swear. Its really worth watching!
So has anyone watched this movie call Bloody Valentine? I wanna watch. I wanna watch with Lil J when she comes back from Taiwan. Haha..and I wanna watch it in 3D. I guess my wordpress account is growing some spiderwebs because I have not been clicking into this blog. I wasnt really that free to update recently..and when im not free means there are alot of stuff happening. Ha! Like? Like, celebrating Yongzhi’s 21st birthday, going out, in camp and blahblahblah. So now that im free but I really dragged myself to update abit. I don’t want my life to be as boring as it seems. Hiak! After planning and thinking of how to celebrate YZ 21st b’day, now I have to do the same thing for Lil J again. For the whole day I glued my eyes onto my com to search for some fantastic and exciting stuff. I guess that is how my white hair comes from..haha! But i doesnt have alot of white hair, just a single one in the middle of my head. Funny.
Karma Mosquitos had been feasting on me for the past few weeks. Gosh my blood is gonna be emptied by them I swear. I got bitten everywhere I go. Hey, but does that count im doing a good deed?..like im donating blood to them and donating blood is a good thing. Can that accumulate to my good karma? HAHA! Just kidding. I felt that im recieving more bad karma then good ones cause im always disturbing people in camp. I give you some examples why i felt my bad karma is coming against me.
Okay first, i had just finish running in camp and im taking a rest on a bench in camp. I was looking at my friends doing some static exercise under a big tree. Then there were strong wind and the sky threatens to rain. Suddenly, out of all sudden, and when i least expect it, a big and huge thick branch fall right in front of my eyes and hit my hands. I was in pain lah! It was just a few inch infront of my eyes. Guess what will happen if it hits my head? This is even worst than getting a birdshit on your head.
Alright, second. Yesterday i had live firing and i forgot to bring a equipment which is damn important. I was wondering how could i forget that. Not just that, i decided not to use my rifle to shoot cause we can clean one less weapon. So i used my friend’s one. Ok, the first shoot the rifle jammed two times..and two times it was the same fault. The rounds were stuck and there was double feeding. So i got only 1 points cuz i only shot 1 and jammed there for the thing. Second shoot i decided to use another rifle from another friend. I had a bad feeling and tadah, it really happen..and the same thing happened! Two rounds again stuck inside the rifle and again but both of my friends doesnt have any problem with their rifles. I’ve got the least points again. Damn! Whatssup with this? So, now im desperate to accumulate more good karmas.
I was out with my friends yesterday for shopping of CNY clothes. I didnt manage to buy any because nothing caught my eye at all. Well at least for my friend Ivan, he bought something nice. As for Kenny, ah Heng and JiaWei bought something nice too. I only managed to buy a shoe from Pedro. I bought the shoe at Marina Sq but had to get it at Wisma. The shoe at MS is out of stock and the person asked me to get the display set. CHEY! Who wants the display set. I rather travel to get a new pair. Anyway Ivan, Heng and me bought almost the same kind of design and white is what we chose. Haa! Let me show you how my shoe look like.. *TADAH*
Shoe bought at Pedro. Its all white. I think it can suit any clothes you wear.
Movie
Before that we went to watch Red Cliff 2. Its long can! I think its around 3 hr plus. Although its quite nice but i sat till my butt really cramping. Anyway, out of 5 stars i would give the movie 4 1/2 stars. I didnt watch Red Cliff 1 and i was reluctant to watch and i suggested watching Ponyo! Ivan gave me a sarcastic face. One thing about watching Red Cliff 2 is you must really really really must buy the ticket as early as you can. It is because, Ivan and I tried to buy the ticket in morning, the 9.30pm slots already sold out. Slowly, but not so slow, other slots beginning to fill up. Mostly people book online. So..you can try to buy the next week slots now. Or not its too late and its never early!
Chills
Whats the normal thing when we go out? To chill and drink! We went down Dempsey Hill but the place was a stranger to us. We were totally lost and i called dumbdumb for help. Thanks to her help we manage to find the pub area. So we settle down at Harry’s Bar. For? To chill of course! Its quite hap there.
Took some pics. Enjoy.
This was the worst mocktail i ever drank. Its called Tomato something and it really sucks can!
Erdinger beer.
Forgot the name of this cocktail
This was nice. But i forgot the name too.
This is my drink and they say its gay because of the shape of the glass. -.- Its called Harry's Bellini. I changed to Heineken after that.
All cheers!
Ivan Law
Jefferson
Kenny said.
Me and ah heng.
AH CHOY!! Chicken little. Met him by coincidence and he came along.
Playing some stupid game.
I think they were mersmerised by some pretty girls there.
Overall its a great night lah i can say. Went home around 3am plus.
I took 2hrs loading up the pics i don’t know why. Maybe because i have to align them nicely. Stupid wordpress cant align them nicely automatically.
Okay, i’ve finally made up my mind. I’ll put back my tagboard and it’ll be more funkier than before! Don’t believe go check it out my tagboard! Haha! I decided to put my tagboard link under every post i posted. You know why i do this? Because wordpress doesnt allow me to put the tagboard code into the theme css! Evil. So to beat this situation, tagbaord link will be under every post so that all of you can see. Ive got people saying they cant see my tagboard link at the place i last put! Hope this is my last decision..instead of keep changing here and there! Blah!
Happy new year 2009!!
Its gonna be a new year and my new year resolutions will be.. *breathe in* ..
to have every wishes granted!! Im not greedy ok?! I just have one resolution only lah! 2008 came and pass by just like that. Maybe because im in the army thats why for me everyday pass like a split second. And that means, im gonna ORD soon! yeah! Happy like crazy. A new year a new start of everything. Hope all your wishes come true too!
To all my friends, we have been friends for one more year.
To all the friendly strangers, we’ll meet in the days soon to come.
To my family, our bonds will still be strong in the coming years.
To all my friends in army, 2009 is the year we will ORD and just tahan for 6 more months.
To all the terrorist in the world, please make friends with all the presidents.
To my dumbdumb, i’ve known you for two long years and it’ll carry on.
To the God above, please grant me my wishhhhh!
I had been trying to design something pretty for my image header for almost 5hours. I’m never satisfied for the end-products i’ve done. I tried to do an animation but wordpress don’t support the file. Hate it. Although wordpress is interesting but it doesnt support lots of things. I have to do an alternate way. Really made me used alot of my brain juice to sort another way. What you see the pictures above is my end product. Not sure if i will get bored of it and try to re-edit again. Haha! Plus wordpress doesnt allow me to create my own skin of my blog. I have to upgrade my profile so i can create but it cost moolahs..argh! Idiot!!
Have been bloghopping around and really see alot of beautiful blogs! Im not that kind of blog fanatic but i’m in for some cool designs like their web designings and their photoshopping. Really amazed me..like how they really design their blogs and all. Cool stuff! The photoshop cs3 my friend gave me cant work!! What i tried to design is only basic photoshopping. Sobs! Anyone help me?
While i was bloghopping just now, i visited www.laozhabor.blogspot.com(click here to see) unintentionally and she really made me laugh! Check out her one of her video i saw.
Yesterday went out with my tingflingfling and we had a good day. Haha. You know what i meant by good day! Take care lots alright?
